I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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