is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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