But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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