Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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