This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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