i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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