It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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