Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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