There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
