like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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