i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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