I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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