how do flat chested girls get laid?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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