theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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