Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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