My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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