He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she pinky promised me she was 18
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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