And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
This is the high leading the old right now
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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