I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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