glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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