ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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