And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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