It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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