"it" just moved
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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