I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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