Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
