Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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