Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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