on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I need water and some morals
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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