I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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