You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm like, not good at living.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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