She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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