This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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