During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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