I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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