I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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