Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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