ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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