you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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