just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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