They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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