some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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