Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
