I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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