Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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