If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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