So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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