marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize