Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You can't motorboat a personality
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
whose parrot is this?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize