in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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