guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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