YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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