Me. At least after what I've been through.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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