Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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