They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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