chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
